Dear Middle School,

I know you didn't know that I am just kind of hanging on here without all three of my kids home this week.  I would never expect you to consult with me before sending out a mass mailing, especially one as important as the back to school info packet.  Nonetheless, your timing could not have been worse.

I am unable to send you my oldest child in a few weeks.  See, she might be ready for you all but I am not.

Please feel free to try again next year.

Sincerely, the mama