The things we learn when we listen

Little C was helping me make breakfast just now and this was his running commentary:

If our Substitute Gym Teacher was here making cheesy bagels we would have to line up tallest to shortest. Then we would have to get EVERYTHING out of the fridge, take the stuff we needed, and put the other stuff back before we could do anything. And she would be like, lounging over there somewhere. Sheesh.

I have clearly gone into the wrong line of work. Substitute Gym Teacher sounds like a perfect mix of lounging with a VonTrapp level of obedience I rarely see.