8 year old fashion advice

Three, young, frosting-covered boys just went into my bathroom. Three, young, frosting-glazed boys came out. Then got sent back in. Then came out fairly clean. But then the smallest of the smalls told the tallest of the talls, "Hey! You have to dry your hands!" And the tall one told the small one, "That's why I wear pants."

I guess if he could figure out how to avoid washing his hands he wouldn't need pants at all.

Seems like a New Year's resolution worth working toward! Have a safe night, everyone!!