(sniff)

Little C: (rubbing his hands together) Mama? Smell my hands.

Mama: (against her better judgement complies) Have you been drinking?

Little C: Nope.

Mama: Because you smell a little boozy.

Little C: Hand Sanitizer.

Mama: Ah. I see. Don't inhale.

But now I am wondering about the possibility of a contact high off that stuff.