One of my nightmares comes true

So... This morning Little C says, "Mama, when I yell, 'I have Beaver-Fever' at school all the girls go crazy." I'm thinking, WTF!!!!!!! So I prod for more details. Turns out, what he meant to say was "Bieber Fever." Only, he has no idea who the kid is. He was under the impression that his female classmates were all nutty over Justin Beaver. Turns out, he has been shouting "I have Beaver-Fever!" at recess all week. I can only imagine what the playground monitors are thinking. Also a matter of concern is the fact that my six year old has already figured out how to manipulate the ladies.