Schemers and Savages

My sweet, darling children have this to say to Land's End:

You accept any return or exchange for any reason.  You also sell tins of cookies this time of year.  (Do you see where this is going?)

I think the words "exploit the giant loop hole" were said.  Also "we could take advantage of them for free cookies."  

(Miss M has clearly abandoned all Socialist leanings.  She is a microcosm of economic theory in fast forward.)

The plan is this: buy the cookies, eat the cookies, return the empty tin for a full one.  Repeat.  Land's End, consider yourself warned.