D-Man: Hey! Why are you on the mat?
Ladybug: I call the corner!
Mama: Hold on! You all get the floor...so you can...spread out, yah, have lots of space. In fact we have the WHOLE gym today.
Reptile: (Raising his hand politely) Then why are you on the mat if we have all this space?
Mama: Well, I have old lady bones. And sitting on the ground is very uncomfortable for me.
Valentine: You have old lady arms too. Can I see that jiggly part?
Tangle: Wiggle your arms like this!
Kangaroo: (shy, quiet tittering)
Mama: et tu, Kangaroo?
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Scene: Bathtub. Occupied for last 3 minutes by exhausted lawyer, mother of three little kids. They sense with their evil kid radar that she is about to relax so in they charge, ripping off their clothes and splashing into the tub with her. Big sigh. Out she gets, resignedly, to hear: "Gee Mom, your bum is huge." To which she replies, "Thanks. That's really special." The reply? "It's not that special, it's just really big."
I love the title!! I also love the animal names!
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