not your mother's granny

Last night we were at a local arcade/ bumper car/ mini golf/ laser tag/ batting cage/ jumpy hut place. Yes, it is pretty much kiddie-meth.

It was a well-behaved crowd. Watching the pre-teen girls parade around was amusing until their mothers arrived to join the parade. I am now concerned that the recent popularity of the MILF will, through the generation they are raising, soon make way for the GILF.