Hey, Lorraine:

My daughter told me a joke the other day she thought was funny and insisted I tell it to you. But it isn't so I won't. However, the punch line is this:

"I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone..."

She thought you'd love a joke with your name in it. I didn't want to tell her that jokes about adultery and uxoricide are not funny unless you're the office whore. And I also didn't want to lie about singing the ending to you since she reminds me every day.

So here, with love from Miss M and apologies from me :)