Dear World,

When did we all become muffin-haters? I am guilty as well. I just pulled a chocolate, chocolate-chip muffin into two parts and sneered at the top of it. I'm not kidding. I gave it a dirty look and cast it aside.

Ok, so my question is a bit disingenuous. I know when. So do you. It happened at the intersect of low-rise jeans and high-protein diets.

But I would like to go on the record as being the woman to remind us all that the muffin top is the tastiest part :)