Little C: (stops to examine the victim, bending far down and considers but then does not poke it with his toe) Big C, don't worry. I think it is just a hunk of meat!
Mama: (internal dialog) Yah, a hunk of frog-flavored meat!
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This whole mom business is just getting disgusting. It was TAXIDERMY DAY at our kindergarten yesterday.
Oh, Sweetie, here's one for you. Our preschool was part of a nature center. One day our second child came home laughing so hard I could not understand what he was trying to tell me. The next day I asked the teacher and she explained it:
The naturalist was using a discarded rat skull and pelt she picked up from the bottom of the bald eagle mew as a HAND PUPPET to teach the kids about the eagle's diet.
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