Ironic PSA

We were walking through the most beautiful, historic city today when a crass-sounding woman and her teenaged daughters caught up to us.  I leaned in to smell some wisteria draped over a wall and the woman says the following:

"Girls.  That stuff'll kill ya.  They can put out more pollen than a pine tree.  Ugh.  Do not even touch it.  It will get on you and I will suffer for weeks."

Oh, did I mention she had a nasty, rough, loud voice?  And the part where she was smoking while she said it...that part is my favorite!  

Really, Dr.  I have to disagree with you.  I am quite certain that the wisteria pollen is to blame for my shredded vocal cords and lung cancer.  I have always said that stuff'll kill ya.