Because it is Springtime in this Three Dog Yard I have spent the better part of a sunny afternoon scooping up just a fraction of a winter's worth of poop. To keep myself from running away from home with a flask of gin in my fist, I distracted myself from the overwhelmingly disgusting chore by dreaming up a few task-related business ideas.
First Up: Environmental Dung Beetle Emporium
If I can acquire a mating pair I already have enough "food source" for them to create a multitude of offspring. Then I can sell them to people for keeping their yards poop-free. I will even teach them how to best utilize their new beetles at my "suburban training center."
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