frozen assets

Cold hands I can understand. Cold feet, while unpleasant, at least make sense to me from a logical standpoint. But my bumper???!!

I thought fat was supposed to have this fantastic insulating property. At least that's what the saleslady told me. Especially in the quantity found on my ass! I paid extra for that increased r-value.

I just don't understand how I can be pitting out a t-shirt at one end and have a surface temperature of 42 degrees at the other.