they call him The Streak

According to the contents of the Lost and Found at school, Big C appears to have come home partially clad on multiple occasions.  I don't remember picking him up barefoot (twice) or topless (thrice).  But I must have.  I'd like to review the security tapes.  I really can't imagine how that could have slipped by me.  What does this say about the possible decline of my once-impressive powers of observation?  And what does it say about the quantity of outerwear that kid has that I can find two sweaters and a sweatshirt in that stinkity pile that I never even knew were missing?