Dear Mrs. T,

It was so much fun to have your boys here this morning. It pleased my boys very much and they were all so well behaved. Your boys are very good eaters! We would love to have them back very soon.

And one more thing...

...when your little one asked me if that was a bottle of wine I was enjoying with my lunch I laughingly joked and said that it was. Then my filter kicked in and I realized that your 5 year old does not know me well and might actually think I WAS consuming a whole bottle of bubbly while looking after your children plus mine. It really was a bottle of San Pellegrino and I tried to tell him that but his knowledge of all things found in an Italian cucina seems to be lacking. You might want to see if there is a summer workbook for that.

Again: love your boys!

-Alpha Monkey