Poop Soup

OK, dogs. Today I am considering trading you all in for hamsters. They don't track muck all over my house. They don't rip up the fragile grass making mud-bogging pits all over the yard. Their medical care consists of a shovel and little else. And, mostly, their poo is very, very tiny.

Spring cleaning takes on a whole new level when the snow melts around here.

Oh, and Dr. Fancypants...I found those 11 packs of Hubba Bubba that went missing your last visit. You might be interested in adding this little fact to your lectures: did you know that even when a gigantic wad of bubble gum is ingested in one sitting, it does not exit in one "sitting" as one might suspect? But the 24 pack of crayons also consumed...those come out in one big, colorful mass.

Eduardo, you are my new favorite.