Dear Sexy Man in My Headphones,

The answer to your question is yes, very much so.

And now I have a question for you.

What was this I paid for?  I thought I was purchasing an MP3 Cardio Workout.  I think you sent me Frustrated Housewife Porn by mistake.  These are some of the points that have me questioning if I received the correct product:

Not all of the heavy breathing was from me running on the treadmill.  The climax of the music track was, well, climactic.  And it was usually accompanied by some dirty talk from you.  "That was Hot.  That was Intense.  Take 2 minutes to yourself and I'll be back to cool you down and stretch you out."  During the "peaks" of the interval training you kept it up: "Don't slow down.  Keep pushing.  Hold on.  It's coming.  Don't touch anything, just keep grinding."  The part that confused me the most was when you shouted, "Hit it!"  Isn't that supposed to me my line?  Check your script. 

If you could send me the correct exercise file in an email I would appreciate it.  It was a great workout and I am interested in seeing, um, if you perhaps have a catalog of your other titles and selections.  Thanks for being discreet. 

Which question was it I answered above?  The one at the end where you asked me if I liked the view from the top.